Well I've already told most of you, but it wouldn't hurt to put it in writing. A texted me last weekend, "my wife is crazy." So I just had to call him back. When he answered, he and N were in the store, and I could hear her in the background "whooping" it up with triumphant sounds. She was celebrating the 10% discount they had just won. A explained that they had just bought a vacuum cleaner, and the store's policy was that they would match a competitor's price, plus a 10% discount. Well, N had found it cheaper elsewhere, and now she was savoring the moment....so that the rest of the store could hear!
The madness doesn't stop there, A proudly explained that he was the owner of a new, Dyson "The Animal." Yes, the RR of vacuums! The top of the line, it'll eat anything you put in front of it...the best that there is! At animal hair anyway. He has been secretly coveting this since January when he saw what it could do with the shed from a husky on a dark carpet. As one of his sisters said, "This must be one of the top ten signs that you're no longer a bachelor, when buying a vacuum sends you into ecstasy." He spent the next two days in bliss, spring cleaning the carpet, couch, walls, ceiling.......
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